commander shepard + fun quotes
(Source: surranas, via firmuspiett)
YOU MUST READ THIS FANFIC. TONY STARK GETS ANGRY AT THE MASS EFFECT ENDINGS. :D!!!!!
“No. No… no no no no no.”
Tony Stark, billionaire playboy philanthropist, threw his Xbox controller across the room and dove for his cell phone, which he was relatively sure he set next to his liquor glass on the table. After some digging and rummaging through…
“Do I look like a Broken Bird to you?”
Geeks, hear me.
When you develop a crush on someone, make sure you are developing that crush on a real person. Not the story of a person you made up in your head. And, when confronted about the fact that the story of a person you’ve created is not real, you need to let go. Not forge ahead with your plans of a relationship, the other person’s feelings be damned because you had a “connection” and “if only they understood”.
Really, you should not be attracted to anyone based on the fact you think they are a Broken Bird, a woman that needs a good man’s love and emotional support to heal her from her deep, emotional wounds.
That’s not love. That’s creepy as fuck.
This is seriously why I love dance so much. Look at that woman. So buff, so incredible! THE THINGS THEY DO!
My Day. How’s yours?
Student: Hey, how do I live in [name of library roof garden]?
Me: …I’m sorry, can you repeat that?
Student: I heard this other kid did his thesis on rough living by sleeping [in the library roof garden]. I wanna do that, so how can I?
Me: [STARE] That is not something that is an option for a living situation.
Student: [PISSED] Why the hell not?! You’re stepping on my rights to freedom of expression and my second amendment!
Me: You’re right to bear arms requires you to live on the library roof next year?
Student: …which one is the one with the right to happiness?
Me: I’m going to get you someone to talk to about your situation. Why don’t you have some water while you wait.
This just cracked me up.
(Source: wolverina323, via jen-tamaria)
I’m On A Boat shuffled on and this happened. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.
can we ask justabenedictine to parody this song as shep?
Can I just talk about how much this reminds me of Naomi?!
CHARRENGE ACCEPRED
LOVE IT. :D!
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My morning. I wore pants today: GOOD JOB, SELF.
My new fantasy dream: A SEAL team frolic shirtless through sprinklers outside my window, and they beacon me to come join them after extracting me from the student horde. And offer to let me play with their machine guns. Or say witty things like, “Welcome to the gun show, ahaha, get it?”
It’s a beautiful dream.
So tired. Did not sleep last night. No, really, no sleep. ;_; And assistant is out with emergency, everyone has meetings, and if one more student comes in to yell at me, I might just close the office to go to the bar.
